If Men Got Pregnant

- Maternity leave would last for two years... with full pay.

- There'd be a cure for stretch marks

- Natural childbirth would become obsolete

- Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem

- All methods of birth control would be improved 100 percent effectiveness

- Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained

- Men would be EAGER to talk about commitment

- They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute

- Fathers would demand thaqt their SONS be home from dates by 10:00pm

- Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags

- They'd have to stop saying,"I'm afraid, I'll drop him."

- Paternity suits would be a line of clothes

- They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months

- Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree

- Women would rule the world!



-http://zaidkram.multiply.com/journal/item/346/If_Men_Got_Pregnant

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