Iwas paputok plan ni Inday

Pumasok sa bahay si Inday dala ang kanyang Macbook at tilang natuwa sa sarili. Nakita sya ni Mr. Montemayor na nanood ng DVD sa sala.

Mr.: Inday ano bang ginawa mo sa labas? Ba’t dala mo pa ang laptop mo?

Inday: Oh sir you’re gonna love it? Remember how the media always reminds us to avoid using firecrackers to celebrate the New Year but instead use traditional instruments to make noise like clappers, or those tow-row-tots?

Mr.: Ok…?

Inday: Well I hosed your remaining stash of firecrackers and threw it away.

Mr.: Anoo?!? Ba’t…? (namumutla na si sir)

Inday: Hold on, wait till you hear what I did. I just bought and installed 6 Bose Free Space 51 outdoor speakers in strategic areas in our yard. This will give us maximum coverage along with 360-degree sound dispersion for each unit to help preserve the depth and richness of audio despite any noise coming from our neighbors.

Inday: I connected the 6 speakers to a Denon 7.1 Channel THX Home Theater Receiver which I will operate with my Macbook where I have high-quality audio clips of all types of firecrackers. Crying Cow, Whistle Bomb, Judas’ Belt 100 pcs to 5000 pcs, Pla-pla… you name it I got it! Just select the type of firecracker you want and hear the sound emanate from our yard. Of course, we can control the volume to drown out any noise coming from our neighbors.

Medyo na-gets na ni sir kung anong sinasabi ni Inday. Tumutulo na ang laway niya at nakalimutan na ang pagtapon ni Inday ng paputok.

Mr.: Wow Inday magandang ideya yan!! Pwede mo ba akong pagamit nyan mamaya?

Inday: Of course!

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