Saturday, December 12, 1970

Christmas message ni Inday

Nasa macbook si Inday para magsulat sa blog ng message nya ngayong Pasko.

“Christmas is a momentous time of year (especially to us Filipinos) to reminisce those who are dear to us!
May your days be radiant, and your heart be pleasant!
May this effulgent day of our Savior’s birth resound with hope and peace on earth!”

Inday: Merry Christmas to you all!

Narinig nya si Junior kumakanta sa may sala at napa-smile na lang…

Junior: Indayyyy…. saw mommy kissing Santa Claus…

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Inday wishes you all a very merry Christmas especially to Reyna Elena who greeted her first! Enjoy the holiday break!

- manager

Letter of request

Dear Sir/Madam,

I would like to inform you that I would greatly be indebted if you could divert my monthly remunerations to my Paypal account instead of handing it to me in a piece of envelope.

This way, it would be easier for me to transfer money to my parents in the province who have their own Paypal accounts as well. Since I’m seldom allowed to take any day off, I usually do my shopping online so having money in my Paypal would be beneficial for us all.

If you don’t have a Paypal account or don’t know how to conceive one, I would be predisposed to walk you through it.

Awaiting your favorable response,

Inday

- nagpapaalam si Inday na ilagay na lang sa Paypal nya ang kanyang sahod imbes na iabot sa kanya.

Advertise

Gusto nyo bang maglagay ng ads dito?

Libre lang ito. Syempre sa ngayon lang..

Kung interesado kayo na maglagay ng ads dito, email nyo lang agad ang inyong banner(125x125) at ang inyong website URL sa email ko.

rrr1229@ymail.com

Ilalagay ko na agad ang inyong ads pag narecive ko na ang mga email nyo.. ok

Ang Bahay

Mr. Montemayor: “Ako ang ama dapat ako ang masusunod kung ano dapat gawin dito sa bahay!”

Mrs. : “Hindi! Ako dapat dahil ako ang babae!”

Inday: (habang naghahanda ng tanghalian) “The way you live everyday. That’s what should decide your home. A functional welcoming kitchen for weeknight dinners and late-night talks. A comfortable living room that invites everyone to stretch out and tune in. And when all activities are done, a peaceful bedroom where you can shut the door and recharge.”

Mr.: (nag-nosebleed)

Mrs.: (nagbasag ng mga plato dahil sa inis kay Inday)

Welcome to UK

Nung bago pa lang si Inday sa UK ay binati sya ng isang kapitbahay nang palabas sya sa kanyang tinitirahan.

Brit Guy: Eh up! You’re new around here aren’t ya?

Inday: That’s a very astute observation, I admire your perspicacity. Yes, I recently migrated from a distant sovereign state.

Brit Guy: Ugghh, your fancy words are giving me a headache.

Inday: Oh I’m sorry, please forgive my verbosity. Here have some acetylsalicylic acid.

Dumugo ilong ng Brit guy.

Fluoride

Isang hapon habang nagwawalis si Inday sa tapat ng bahay nila ay nakita sya ni Dodong.

Dahan dahang lumalakad si Dodong patungo kay Inday habang nagsasalitang mag-isa…

Dodong: Alam niyo ba ang mortal na kalaban ng ngipin naten?

Dodong: Tooth Decay! (Napatigil si Inday sa pagwawalis at napatingin kay Dodong)

Dodong: At alam niyo ba.. ang pinaka-effective na panlaban sa tooth decay? (habang umiiwas sa mga imaginary na karatista)

Dodong: Fluoride!

Nakapamewang si Inday at kinausap si Dodong.

Inday: Dodong, how old are you?

Dodong: Ahh… beinte-syete na ako.

Inday: So I am sure that all of your teeth are fully developed. What’s the use of fluoride if the enamel on your teeth are already developed? Fluoride is only effective in children* since mineralization is still undergoing on their emerging teeth. With fluoride being mixed in the process, the enamel that will coat the teeth will be much harder and resistant to decay.

Inday: Besides, what’s the point of informing the public about fluoride if most readily available commercial toothpastes already contain the mineral? Why not just remind people to regularly brush their teeth?

Inday: Additionally once you already have tooth decay, no amount of fluoride can help you. What you need is to visit a dentist for a dental filling.

Natahimik na lang si Dodong at nag-iisip ng sasabihin.

Dodong: Alam niyo ba ang mortal na kaaway ng fluoride? … Inday!

*Note: Not applicable in all instances. Fluoride can be helpful for people with gum problems (especially receeding gums) since the roots will be exposed to plaque and fluoride can help strengthen the cementum covering the roots.

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